Ceremonial conduct
Write a formal apology to an empty mug.
Official instructions
Select your own empty, cool mug. Write a three-sentence apology on paper without identifying any real person. Read it silently. Record the apology. The mug is under no obligation to respond.
The Constitution applies. Without exception.
No danger, harassment, damage or unwilling participants. Respect private information and animal autonomy. Stop if safety or consent is in doubt.
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