Ceremonial conduct
Issue a certificate of attendance to a potato.
Official instructions
Place your own potato on a clean surface. Write a small certificate confirming that it was present, without using personal information. Photograph the potato beside its certificate. Do not waste or damage the food. Attendance does not imply achievement.
The Constitution applies. Without exception.
No danger, harassment, damage or unwilling participants. Respect private information and animal autonomy. Stop if safety or consent is in doubt.
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