Ceremonial conduct
Put a banana somewhere unnecessarily formal.
Official instructions
Place your banana on your own clean desk, tray or table. Give it a handwritten place card or a neatly folded napkin. Photograph the arrangement without personal information in view. Use no public office or other person's belongings. The banana may be eaten afterwards.
The Constitution applies. Without exception.
No danger, harassment, damage or unwilling participants. Respect private information and animal autonomy. Stop if safety or consent is in doubt.
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