International jurisdiction. Questionable necessity.
The global authority on pointless human achievement.
Extraordinary dedication. Negligible consequence. We set the standard for things that absolutely did not need doing.
There is still time to make a good decision.
The Federation in figures
Illustrative figures · not live activity- 12,847
- Active Piqforms
- 3,186
- Certified Piqs
- 73
- Countries represented
- 247
- Piqs propagated today
Piq of particular importance
Selected by the Department of Unnecessary Affairs
The first dossier is awaiting entry into the public register.
Official World Piq Ranking
Sample table · fictional identities and scores
Demonstration only. No official ranking positions have been awarded.
| Rank | Piqform | Country | Piq Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | standingby | Czechia | 9,847 |
| 02 | spoonminister | United Kingdom | 9,612 |
| 03 | chairperson | Germany | 9,380 |
| 04 | stillconsidering | Japan | 9,104 |
| 05 | potato_delegate | Canada | 8,876 |
Recently entered into the register
New matters requiring absolutely no attention.
No Piqs are currently published in this selection.
Article IX · A Piq must travel
Pointlessness knows no borders.
One unnecessary act. An entirely unnecessary chain of consequences. Every Piq has a duty to leave its place of origin.
Propagation observatory · schematic onlyIllustrative lineage · live propagation is not yet available
Official notices & regulations
Communications from the relevant authorities.
No notices have been issued.
IPF · CONST / I–X
Even pointlessness has principles.
Ten articles. No exceptions for enthusiasm.
Read the Constitution- I.
A Piq Shall Be Pointless.
Any activity possessing excessive practical value may be disqualified.
- II.
A Piq Shall Cause No Harm.
No Piq justifies injury, danger, destruction, cruelty or genuine distress.
- III.
Consent Is Sacred.
Unwilling strangers shall not become participants merely because someone had a stupid idea.